Jamie Oliver’s not judgmental… but we are
I don’t know about you, but it’s getting harder and harder to talk about multi-millionaires these days. I mean, I’m not judgmental, but I’ve spent a lot of time in rich communities, and I find it quite...
View ArticleLet’s bomb Syria, there’s money involved (coincidentally)
We love a good war, we do. For a small country, we really do like to bomb a lot of bigger ones. It seems we’ve been waiting for the opportunity to go bomb Syria, and now we’ve got one. Syria’s a...
View ArticleTories give your brains to Hospital Corporation of America, for moneys of course
Hello Americanz! Aren’t you just loving that special relationship we’re having? How we gaily skip through the meadows together, hand in hand, except last week we kinda ruined it by becoming...
View ArticleLovely Lord Freud wants disableds to get lodgers, squeeze up in bed
Hello disableds! Especially our Scottish disableds who have, literally, loads of space in their Scottish homes. Yeah, you motor neurone sufferers, with your bedrooms and your extra space and your...
View ArticleIDS and DWP lose £34m, probably think that’s a good thing
Computers, eh? New-fangled gadgets – what was wrong with pens and paper, huh? In my day, we didn’t have computers or IT systems or anything like that, we made do with a pencil and a piece of paper, and...
View ArticleAttack on Syria doomed to failure because “gays and women” says Sandy Rios
Americans, listen up. Your “war on Syriuh” or whatever it is you’re calling it, it’s doomed. Doomed to failure. That’s why we’re not joining in. That’s why we’re waving our crisp-eating surrender...
View ArticleFoodbank figures fall, all hail King Cameron, the PR genius
Hm, not looking good is it, David? You have these “welfare reforms” which you’ve got wrong and overspent on, and then you have queues and queues of people at foodbanks. Makes you look a bit bad. Even a...
View ArticleUN woman’s report really unbalanced, makes Shapps mad
What cheek the UN have! They come barging in here, right, with their Brazilian women and everything, and waltz around the country asking people about the bedroom tax while Brazilians have SLUMS and...
View ArticleDavid Attenborough should just die, says non-entity Tory Councillor
Life’s hard when you’re a Tory Councillor. If you’re not caught out ham-shanking yourself over gentlemen’s websites on your council laptop, you have to work hard to stand out. You could come out as a...
View ArticleBeing a knob is a habit for Conservative MP Paul Maynard
Habits are hard to shake off, aren’t they? Why, I had this annoying habit of leaving the last mouthful of tea in my mug – I don’t know why I did it, but it was a habit. A really annoying habit for...
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